idiotshitbaby:

call me princess or tell me i’m a good girl and you will not be able to physically remove my mouth from your mouth

subgirlygirl:

!!!!

Or maybe give a choice between two things? “We could go to that Italian place you mentioned the other day, or the Mexican joint with the deadly margaritas. Pick one.” That way we (sub-types) still have a voice, but ultimately You can choose two things You want anyway!

(Hey, it works with kids, too…lol)

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oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

meladoodle:

A GRILL IS A GRILL THIS IS SURELY SO AND FRIES SHOULD BE FRIES EITHER WAY BUT THIS GRILL IS NOT A HOME THIS IS NOT THE STOVE I KNOW

Juno MacGuff; Juno (2007) — Ellen Page
∟”I just, like, don’t want to give the baby to a family that describes themselves as ‘wholesome’. I don’t know, I just want something a little more edgier. I was thinking more, like, graphic designer — mid thirties, you know, with a cool Asian girlfriend who, like, dresses awesome and rocks out on the bass guitar. But I don’t want to be too particular.”

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